Prepare the Broth: In a large pot, combine the chicken stock, condensed chicken soup, and whole milk. Warm over medium heat until simmering gently.
Add Veggies: Toss in the chopped celery and sliced carrots. Stir in the Ranch dressing mix, ensuring it's well incorporated.
Mix in the Chicken and Bacon: Add the shredded chicken and crumbled bacon into the pot, giving everything a good stir to meld the flavors together.
Cook the Noodles: Gently place in the uncooked pasta, allowing it to cook in the soup. Boil for about 10-12 minutes or until the pasta is tender.
Melt the Cream Cheese and Cheese: Stir in the softened cream cheese first, followed by the shredded cheddar cheese. Allow it to melt into the soup, creating a luscious and creamy texture.
Serve and Enjoy: Ladle your Crack Chicken Noodle Soup into bowls, and enjoy this warmth on a chilly day!